Has 'In This Moment' created the worst metal song of all time?

Let me get this out there, first thing. This post has nothing to do with chicks in metal bands (is the use of the word chick sexist?...who gives a shit). Arch Enemy is badass, and they have a chick singer. Lita Ford? Awesome. Doro? Even awesomer. Girlfight? Yes, please. So, there.

Now that that's out of the way, 'In This Moment' has just released a single off their new album 'I don't give a shit what this album is actually called', called 'Gunshow'. It's actually really hard for me to get into any critical reaction to this song, because I'm just so mad that I listened to it. When I say listened to it, I mean listened to about a minute and a half of it, and called it quits.

This song is fucking terrible. It's like the most cliche things found in most shitty metal, and piled into one shit filled sandwich of shit. I mean, it's like they went down a checklist;

Shitty slow open: Check
Shitty Kindergarten solo: Check
Terrible lyrics about cowboys and cocked pistols: Check
Awful screeched vocals: Check
Boring, simple riffs during verse: Check
Boring, simple riffs during chorus: Check

Alright, we got ourselves a song.

Don't take my word for it, here is the video. I'm sorry in advance.



God...DAMMIT, that is awful. Why the fuck is she wearing a wedding dress? What's up with the guitar player's shitlocks? I can't understand why this band is popular, aside from having a semi-hot chick as their singer. I mean she's not even that hot, and she sure as shit can't front a metal band very well. And the music...Ugh, I'm giving myself a headache.

I hate this band. Any band that claims to be metal and does a cover of Blondie's "Call Me", should be permantly banned from using any recording devices...even answering machines. I don't have anything against Blondie, but let's not pretend like it's metal to do Blondie covers. FUCK, I hate this band.



You see? Criminally unmetal. That is a fucking abomination against everything that is right and metal in this world. The fact that song exists is proof that there is no justice in this world. I'm running out of hyperbole to express my hatred of this band. aaagh...AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

Anyway, now that that's out of my system, let's look at a proper band with a leading lady...Walls of Jericho.



I feel much better now.