Monday, June 28, 2010

The Band you should listen to tomorrow: Bloodbath

So, this is the first of my regular columns, but I probably won't be sticking to it...Anyway, whatever band I tell you today, is the band you listen to tomorrow. Got it?

Today's band...or Tomorrow's band. Bloodbath. Why should you listen to Bloodbath tomorrow? Because I said so, and that's the point of this blog. You do what I tell you.

Let me tell you a few things about Bloodbath. 1. They are European, which means they have accents. Accents are fun and interesting. 2. They are a Death Metal supergroup, made up of members of such awesome bands as Opeth and Katatonia. 3. They have a song called 'Eaten', and these are the lyrics:

I've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
I'm here for you I volunteer as a human sacrifice

Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts, lick my heart
Chop me up I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN... The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN... I would do anything to be--
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN...

I finally found you, my personal slaughter
As an appetizer, I let you taste my daughter
Call me sick but this is what I need
My only purpose here is for you to feed

Desecrate me
Tear me limb from limb
Eviscerate me
Chew me to death




That, my friends, is your Tuesday.

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