I like to think I have a pretty thick hide. I just let shit roll right off my shoulders. Nothing offends me.
Well, that all changed today. I went to Amazon.com to look at something or other, and what popped up in the "Suggestions for Keith Keal"? The new Attack, Attack record. Now, if this had just been some random advertisement for that record I could have just completely disregarded it. I mean, kids with shitty taste in music do like that band, so I guess it's conceivable that Amazon would advertise it.
BUT, this was a specific recommendation, catered to ME. So, based off of things I've searched recently Amazon thinks I like Attack, Attack. They think I like this band...
Well, color me offended. I've searched Amazon for three different bands recently. 'Today is the Day', 'Hate Eternal', and 'The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza'. How, from those three bands, does it mean I listen to this wiener-puff outfit?
No, Amazon.com, I do not like this wiener-puff outfit, nor do I like any other wiener-puff outfit. You, sir or madam, have offended me. Therefore, I will boycott your website until I find something I want to buy.
For making you watch that horrible video, I give you this...
Ahh, High on Fire...all better now?
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